"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

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2 days ago // 242,949 notes


you liked my girls selfie a little too fast….


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1 week ago // 83,893 notes

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

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1 week ago // 889,729 notes

4:17 am, I’m sorry, I have made a mistake.
You realize that everything the police are doing in Ferguson is carefully calculated, right? They’re purposely turning peaceful protests into riots. They’re purposely committing violence to incite violence. From saying ‘We won’t be answering 911 calls,’ which is a very clever way to set themselves up to be able to say, ‘We were afraid for our safety - any call could really be an ambush, our lives were in danger’ right down to the camouflage and the military tanks and wearing more body armor than a soldier in a war zone. Its exactly why they’re going for a media blackout - yet allowing certain photos through - they WANT you to see their tanks. They want you to see their riot gear. They WANT you to see a war-zone. They’re trying to sell the world the idea that this community is inherently and constantly a source of violence and turmoil - they want you to think that they [the police] are being attacked daily in a place so vicious they need full body armor. You know why? Because then, at the end of the day, you might just be able to believe the story they’re going to spin. They’re going to tell you that this (white) officer goes to work in this war zone every day - that he spends every working moment in constant fear for his life. They’re going to tell you that Michael Brown attacked this officer. And then they’re going to bring up everything that has happened in the aftermath and try to use it to convince you that he shot that little boy because he was afraid for his life. They’re setting up a defense. You mark my words, they’re trying to set up a defense. My mom’s take on what’s going on in Ferguson (via actualbanshee)

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If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend? Unknown (via chulaquiles)

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2 weeks ago // 230,773 notes


woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

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2 weeks ago // 366,828 notes




the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots


bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

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2 weeks ago // 549,852 notes




me about everything: lol no

How about pizza

i stand corrected

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